HDTV Cost John McCain the Election

So here's a theory: I'm watching John McCain on Letterman earlier tonight on our new 42" HDTV, and it dawns on me: many many more Americans have HDTV than they did in 2004. America just elected one of the youngest presidents in our history. Why? John McCain looks terrible in high def. Seriously, he looks corpse-ish, like there's a necromancer beating a drum backstage. He's stiff and his skin looks really bad. Now granted, there are reasons for this, but what it's Nixon's fault he was sweaty and had bad makeup in 1960? No, but he still lost. So there you go. P.S. I hear in HD, you can see the bolts in Mitt Romney's neck!